Submit Butts. Butts.
me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

koalatea:

IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART

dunshine:

we’re brøken people

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

deducingsherlockian:

not-john-watson:

"Sherlock Pet-Shaming"

Or: my lack of photoshop skills did not prevent me from doing this

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theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

sethmypet:

valserena:

Gerard Way (on if he will take Bandit to My Chemical Romance shows)

When she’s older, she’ll get to come to the shows. I’ll bring her out onstage with those big ass headphones. Or she can start a band with Frank’s kids. They’ve all got crazy enough names to be in a band, right?

SHE’LL NEVER GO TO A FUCKING MCR SHOW OH MY GOD

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

evsflower:

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NO NO NO NO DONT YOU DARE EVE

http://evsflower.tumblr.com/post/92655763644/my-feels-be-with-you-evsflower

my-feels-be-with-you:

evsflower:

my-feels-be-with-you:

evsflower:

Why the hell did people start to call me flower like first it was just my internet friend Arttu but soon my irl-friends started to call me flower too and they didn’t even know that Arttu called me by that name…

Noooooo you are!

200!!!! WHOOO HOOO!